4 Things To Do In Turkey

My friend please, Turkey is vibrant and full of life, like me Mehmet.
We are proud of our country and
have many diverse things to do in Turkey that don’t involve a rug.

Buy Rug

This is easy my friend, I pick you up at the airport pretending to be taxi driver with good discount.. Then I drive you
to the location of your accommodation, this is easy. Then as we approach accomodation, I quickly say ‘YOU WANT RUG NOW, I SELL YOU RUG’. You are a bit worried, no problem, I say please my friend, Do not worry, it is only kidnapping. then I sell you good rug for good price. This is easy.

Sail on Turkish boat and bring your Rug

You want a beautiful sail on the Turkish Mediterranean ? Well you’re luck may have run out

The boat’s have been cancelled and there is no water left.

Unless

you bring my special discounted rug.

Fly high in Cappadocia Balloons with your rug

Enjoy the beautiful Ihlara Valley, with your picturesque views of Cappadocia. It is truly incredible.
You will enjoy this experience in the balloon. Oh my friend so incredible.

(especially if you purchase a wonderful rug from me)

Visit Istanbul Mosque with newly purchased Rug.

This is what comes naturally to Mehmet, i am nice honest guy. I does want to kidnap tourist, I only want you to enjoy this wonderful country……..So please visit this…instanbul Mosque – Blue Mosque, Green Mosque, Yellow – all the colours……
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